RECIPE FOR LLAMA, LLAMA LUVIN!!!

[ironman2001]

YOU'LL NEED
1)4 VIAGRA
2) 1000MGS SUST 250 SITE INJECTED IN TESTICLES(500 MGS EACH TESTICLE)
3)A 1OLB BUCKET "O" LARD
4)2 MUZZLES
5)2 TUBES OF ASTRO GLIDE
6)2 LLAMA'S

TAKE THE 4 VIAGRA 2 HOURS BEFORE THIS SPECIAL EVENING BEGINS. SITE INJECT THE SUST 3 HRS BEFOREHAND ALSO. AFTER 3 HRS HAVE PASSED RUSTLE UP YOUR LLAMA'S AND MUZZLE EACH LLAMA. THEN APPLY 5 LBS OF LARD TO EACH LLAMA. SMEAR GENEROUSLY OVER ENTIRE LLAMA. LUBE UP WITH THE ASTRO GLIDE AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN. LLAMA 3 WAY'S ARE GREAT BUT THAT DEPENDS ON THE TEMPERMENT AND SUBMISSIVENESS OF YOUR LLAMA'S. SOMETIMES MY LLAMA'S AND I DO A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING. WE OFTEN DRESS UP AS STAR WARS CHARACTERS ME DARTH VADER AND THEM PRINCESS LLAMA, OOPS, I MEAN LEA, AND BOBAFET. IT MAKES IT INTRIGUING THAT WAY!!!! TRY IT FOR YOURSELF!! ENJOY!!
AND HAVE A LLAMA, LLAMA NICE DAY!!!!

[Juicygirl]

you need to be on medication. LMFAO
Now, Llama's are a rather hard animal to find. Can you replace them with basic farm animals such as sheep? Or what about cows? Horses? OHHHH, household pets? We have to have some substitutions in case the petting zoo won't allow renting of the llama's.

[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: Juicygirl ]

[thefastdraw]

Finding a llama is only part of your problem. You'll probably have some problems with #2) 1000MGS SUST 250 SITE INJECTED IN TESTICLES(500 MGS EACH TESTICLE)also Juicy. lol

[Juicygirl]

good point... Just take some pain killers prior to injecting into testicles. That sounds like an obvious solution. LMAO

Don't worry Ironman... we'll get the kinks out of your plan.

onr prob with the pain killers, might deaden the sensitivity of the iron rod (no pun intended). so i just suggest that you pussies out there toughen up and take two for the llamas!!!!!!

[ironman2001]

I HEAR YA HOSS!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!!!! AND YES JUICY, IF YOU MUST, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR THE LLAMA'S! I WOULD RECOMMEND EITHER GOATS OR SHEEP!!!

[FlatLine]

I would replace the Sust with 1000mgs of Suspension, goes to work quicker! Doesn't all that Lard change the taste?
Also, Doe's would make a good sub, if you can catch and slightly sedate the bitches!

[ironman2001]

GREAT POINT ABOUT THE SUSPENSION! I OVERLOOKED THAT! AND YES DEER ARE AWESOME. FROM ALL THAT PRANCING AND JUMPING AROUND THEY HAVE TIGHT LITTLE ASSES!!!!!!!!

[beachchair]

This post should become MANDATORY reading for all newbies. This would be a quick way to judge if this board is for them or not. If they understand it, they can stay. If they are puzzled, they must leave. If they question things such as, can you substitute a ostrich for a llama, they must go before the tribunal a be judged by senior members of the board. A newbie needs to understand that he/she will not find in depth posts, and quality information such as this on any other board.

[ February 01, 2002: Message edited by: beachchair ]

[Juicygirl]

LMFAO Beach... Too funny. WAYYYY too funny. If you can't handle the talk about engaging in sexual activities with farm/exotic animals, or you can't bear the thought of injecting into your scrotum... Well... I mean - how more in depth can you get???????!!!! hehe

J