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SPERM OF A VIRGIN ,FAINTING GOAT AND A CREAMY CHEESE SPREAD OVER ANGEL HAIR PASTA!!!! SPERM OF A VIRGIN ,FAINTING GOAT AND A CREAMY CHEESE SPREAD OVER ANGEL HAIR PASTA!!!!
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Old 11-06-2001, 10:36 AM
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THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!YOU'LL NEED ONE PINT OF VIRGIN,FAINTING GOAT SPERM.A BLOCK OF VELVEETA CHEESE, 1LB OF ANGEL HAIR PASTA, AND 2 CUPS OF SKIM MILK.MELT 3 CUPS OF VELVEETA AND MIX IN GOAT SPERM.BRING TO A BOIL AND THEN SIMMER FOR 5 MINUTES.BOIL AND DRAIN PASTA AND COVER WITH CHEESY SPREAD.THIS WILL SERVE 4.IT ONLY HAS 250 CALS,21 GRAMS OF CARBS, AND 39 GMS OF PROTEIN!!!!I LEARNED THIS RECIPE FROM A TOUR GUIDE WHILE IN KATMANDU SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSIVE YHETTI
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Old 11-07-2001, 12:03 AM
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hey bro can you pass some of the shit you are on my way? i could use a boost in the imagination zone. but honestly you crack me up. could you use anyother sperm.
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WELL HOSS, I SUPPOSE TECHNICALLY YOU COULD, BUT VIRGIN,FAINTING GOAT SPERM HAS A VERY UNIQUE TASTE THAT CANT BE MATCHED BY JUST ANY SPERM.HELL JUST ASK MY EX- GIRLFRIEND SHE HAS TRIED ALL THE SPERM IN THE TRI-COUNTY AREA HERE AND CONFIRMED THIS FOR ME! YOU SEE, WHEN YOU SCARE A FAINTING GOAT A SURGE OF ADRENALINE IS STREAMLINED TO HIS TESTICLES.IF YOU CAN SERVICE THE GOAT ,IF YOU WILL, AT THE PRECISE TIME(WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF FAINTING) IT'S SPERM WILL BE LOADED WITH IT, WHICH IN TURN GIVES IT IT'S WOODSY, WILD FLAVOR
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Ive tried it with deer but its too earthy for my taste, I may wanna try goat for a change.
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Old 11-07-2001, 11:34 PM
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hey can i get your x's number? just wanting someone who swallows.
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Iron - I can only imagine how many you took this time!
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OMG...all I can say is...you my friend need more help than most of us anticipated...LMAO, you are something else man...LOL LOL LOL.
I am jelous, I wish I was a sick...oopps I mean funny as you are...LOL YOU ARE THE GRATEST!!! LOL LOL LOL LMFAO...
OOPs I just pee on myself..omg :(
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:03 PM
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Ironman is not telling the "hole" truth here. You see his x did more than the tri-county! She did the tri-country!

I dont speak from ahhh first hand experience but that's what I hear.

But he really likes goats, Has one painted on the side of his Explorer.




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has anyone told you lately that you're a geek? LMAO
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LMAO - Classic Ironman - The memoirs are 29.95 -- Worth every penny - Has more recipies
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STAY TUNED FOR MORE OF MY FAVORITE RECIPE'S.THESE HAVE BEEN CLOSE GUARDED SECRET'S FOR MANY YEARS NOW AND ONLY SHARED WITH FAMILY BUT HEY, YOU GUY'S ARE FAMILY NOW!!! GEEK HUH JUICY??? WELL I OUGHTA!!!!!!!
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Took me for damn ever to get that goat to faint! Then had to pay the hooker double(since she wasn't gonna get no action with a passed out goat) to get it out! Then it wanted to clump up, what a screwed up mess!
Give me the rein deer balls recipe again, it was much easier.
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