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Old 08-11-2005, 02:04 PM
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Five Secrets for a Perfect Relationship
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> 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at
> home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and
> has a job.
>
> 2. It's important to have a woman who can make
> you laugh.
>
> 3. It's important to have a woman who you can
> trust and who doesn't lie to you.
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> 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in
> bed and who likes to be with you.
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> 5. It's very important that these four women do
> not know each other
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pretty funny, I didn't see that coming
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As funny as they may sound, true dat!!!



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LOL. Thats funny.
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lmao......u know i was reading it..and i'm like , man thats deep so true, then u get to the last one....... still funny, i've tried to pull that kind of shit off...too hard
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you got that right brotha...if you cant get it in one place then you gotta keep searching.
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you got that right brotha...if you cant get it in one place then you gotta keep searching.

Now juiced hun I thought that what we had was special!!!! I thought I was all the woman u needed...U do know that now you are going to have to make up for this with ALOT OF MAKE UP SEX!!!!
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That was a good one.
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