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08-02-2005, 01:20 PM
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I am a redneck.
> > > > > > We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's > time to take a reflective > look at the core beliefs of a culture that values > home, family, country and > God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists > who threaten my life, I'd > choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns > and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I > hope I am one of those. If > you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck > friends. Ya'll know who ya' > are... You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you > to be offended by the > phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a redneck if: You've > never protested > about seeing the 10 > Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: > You still say "Christmas" > instead of "Winter > Festival." You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when > someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your > hand over your heart > when they play the National Anthem. You might be a redneck if: You > treat Viet Nam vets > with great respect and > always have. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an > American flag. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe > and you aren't afraid > to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: > You respect your elders > and expect your kids to > do the same. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last > dollar to a friend. If you got this email from me, it is because I > believe that you are indeed a > true Red Neck and hold to the same beliefs as those > talked about in this > email. God Bless the USA! :P
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08-03-2005, 12:05 AM
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isnt that the truth
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08-03-2005, 01:48 PM
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I realized i was a redneck when i was out camping
you know you're a redneck when your duct tape matches your nail polish... i thought i broke my tiniest toe. I duct taped it to the next toe and realised it matched the silver toe nail polish i had on.... oh it was me and 11 women camping for 4 days 3 nights at the only man made beach near us. if that's not redneck....
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08-03-2005, 07:21 PM
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Nice post Turtle.
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08-12-2005, 11:42 PM
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iam from panama city city beach fl, but my family is from Milton Fl. And I can say I am a red neck, I perfer to use the word salt water redneck, but my dad is a top engineer for the Gov and still has a garden the size of most respectabel yards in the usa that he puts 40 hrs in a week on to grow his own vegis, I remember collecting eggs with my grand dad in the coup. Look at me you probably wouldnt consider it, but my SUV has big wheels and all, .......but its still a 4x4 ..............
thanks turtle, that shit gave me the chill bumps.
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08-14-2005, 06:11 PM
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You might be a redneck if eat your dinner with a dip in your mouth. I've seen someone do that. I'm from the south so I'm automaticaly a redneck but that just nasty. GetRdone!
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08-14-2005, 07:59 PM
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I have seen that done by a "nameless" bodybuilder :blink: :(
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08-14-2005, 09:49 PM
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08-18-2005, 01:48 AM
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Dip and chew is just nasty bros. It makes your teeth look all discolored and evetually fall out. It cause mouth cancer. Fuck that!
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08-18-2005, 07:10 AM
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i have a brown neck due to my complexion can i still be considered a redneck from growing up in the city??? lol
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08-23-2005, 11:57 PM
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08-24-2005, 03:41 PM
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I am from Fla as well, The one thing that amazes most people about florida is how much of a farm state it is. Poeple dont realize that florida is one of the larger beef producing states in the U.S... So yes there are a LOT of rednecks in florida and I am proudly one of them
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