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10. If you've ever had to scratch your nose in the middle of a set and you've used the weight to scratch it.
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11. If you've brought skinless chicken breasts to a rock concert instead of beer.
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12. If you can remember your One Rep Max for 76 different exercises but you can't remember your family and friends birthdays.
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13. You've kept an old vitamin bottle for 12 years because it "brings back memories."
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14. If your fridge has more than 6 cartons of eggs in it at any given time.
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15. If, when you travel, you pack an extra bag just for your supplements.
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16. If your marriage vows include the words "for better or for worse or for pre-contest dieting."
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17. If your idea of a good leg workout is one where you work them so hard you can't take two steps without falling down after a set.
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18. If you use the squat rack more for squats than you do for barbell curls.
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19. If your spotter is yelling "It's all you!" and it actually is.
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20. You do bicep curls with your grocery bags as you bring them in.
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21. You mix tuna into your cereal to get more protein.
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22. If you need to go to therapy if you miss two workouts in a row.
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23. If the thought of lifting a car sounds perfectly reasonable to you.
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