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Old 05-10-2008, 08:42 AM
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Ya but I'm Married and really not getting any at the Moment so I am more frustrated than anything.. But I am standing my ground.. I will not initiate sex ever again...

stubborn bastard, lol... spoken like a true married man!
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Old 05-10-2008, 10:34 AM
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feel flattered, typical she is not comfortable with herself wants the RFG stick and has to say something about you to make herself feel less vernable

when you hit just put it in her ass with no lube for the leg comment thats all he he
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What ever happened to a good ole "go fuck yourself bitch"? You guys are all pussies.


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I get told I'm a big scary looking guy. WTF I'm average sized at best, and scary c'mon, anyone thats seen my pics knows thats B.S. Maybe its the tats. J.R.
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i'm gonna have to say that i don't give a care what most say about my looks. i know that i've worked too hars and long to get to where i am.....and honestly i know that i am in the best shape i have ever been in. so, to all those who would criticize me you or the next guy..... tell 'em to get a hobby, or a role model, or like nyc said, sometimes a plain old fuck off will do.
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Tell me I have a small pecker and thats fine...
All them nasty roids must be shrivelin you up old-timer!
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:44 PM
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AT LEAST WHEN YOUR AT THE GYM NOBODY CALLS YOU GRAMPA. OLD FART, HAS BEEN, OR HAS AN AMBULENCE STAND BY .......
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What ever happened to a good ole "go fuck yourself bitch"? You guys are all pussies.


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Bone that ass - but make sure you wipe it with the baby wipes first
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I woulda karate chopped her in the throat and then drank her beer, just MO

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LOL!!! this must have been the weekend for that shit I had some amazon come up to me and say I would use you as my spinner now I go 5-4 210 lbs so what the fuck LOL!!! but hit it any way LOL!!!!
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What ever happened to a good ole "go fuck yourself bitch"? You guys are all pussies.


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LMFAO!!!!! Leave it to mike to put things in perspective for ya!
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You should have replied "You wanna see my other skinny calf in your mouth?"

Women and their hypersensitivity to comments about their looks- throwing rocks when they live in a glass house.

I love when Im at work and I suggest to some fat overweight bitch that protein vs all the carbs will help them lose weight and gain a little muscle. They always reply "but I dont wanna have big muscles like you!" yeah bitch like that would happen and they dont want big muscles as apposed to being 140 lbs of unsightly lard???
Bro never take a comment like that from a woman seriously- that would be like taking advice from a lunatic in an asylum.
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Bro never take a comment like that from a woman seriously- that would be like taking advice from a lunatic in an asylum.
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:26 AM
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Now with the tear in my achillies I cant do any leg work...

I tattooed her a few weeks ago, On her ass.. I told her she needs to do a bit of cardio shes getting fat...
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