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Old 03-01-2008, 02:21 PM
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I Hate cats
No offense to you cat owners out there...but cats are just plain selfish and lazy..the fucking animal only comes around when it's hungry and/or wants to be stroked..no loyalty at all. There shit and piss stinks worst then dog shit..it is so disgusting how this filthy animal buries it's shit with its paws then walks around your house spreading that shit all over the carpet.

Dogs rule!

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I have a few acres and we "allow" 2 to roam the property to kill rats and mice. If I see a cat on a Truck or shitting near the house the offending cat is banished from the property.

I do have 2 Guinea pigs in the house, my Favorite one is Missy Piggy... She looks like a fat furball. She squeaks at me when I walk by..

Ya, a guinea pig... Make furn of me.. Go ahead. I'll 24hour ban your ass...
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Im with you there zodiac! I use to have one many yrs ago that would come up on your lap and wanna be stroked. You would be there petting the psycho cat and out of no where he would dig his claws in you like a rabid freakin beast! That cat could fly!!!!!!!! No further than across the room though.

And r~f~g....... nope cant do it I love this board! LMAO!
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:26 PM
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And r~f~g....... nope cant do it I love this board! LMAO!
Pussy! I'd make fun of me if I were you...
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Talking Problem solved
Ingredients needed to solve this problem not to mention shear joy and sadisticfaction of doing it:
1 cat
1 pc. sandpaper or emery cloth
1 bottle of rubbing alcohol

Step 1. Grab cat by the tail exsposing the asshole
Step 2. rub cats ass with sandpaper
Step 3. spray rubbing alcohol on cats ass
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Dogs rule!

DISCUSS...DISCUSS!
So you prefer an emtionally shallow animal?

lol...what is that line from Meet the parents ?
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problem is, you and cats are so alike....just like when 2 people clash and have conflict, but when you look below the surface, they're both a lot alike....with cats, yoUR A PUSSY, AND WELL, A CAT IS A PUSSY...funny how i just broke it down for yo azz...i luv ya Z...now go see a shrink for you love/hate relationship with felines.
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So what you're really trying to say is that you don't like pussy. Just come out and say it. "I don't like pussy!!!!".

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the question is ...


do u use baby wipes ... if u dont like pussy AND you dont use wipes then there is NO hope


where is this thread going lol
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Cats - outdoor
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I have a few acres and we "allow" 2 to roam the property to kill rats and mice. If I see a cat on a Truck or shitting near the house the offending cat is banished from the property.

I do have 2 Guinea pigs in the house, my Favorite one is Missy Piggy... She looks like a fat furball. She squeaks at me when I walk by..

Ya, a guinea pig... Make furn of me.. Go ahead. I'll 24hour ban your ass...
Had a guinea pig once.... his name was Rusty.
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I'm not a big fan of cats either...I think they're pretty much useless.
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I am not really big into having pets.
The thing is that I am just lazy.
When I get home from work I am beat.
I don't want to come home and feed anything but myself
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Ingredients needed to solve this problem not to mention shear joy and sadisticfaction of doing it:
1 cat
1 pc. sandpaper or emery cloth
1 bottle of rubbing alcohol

Step 1. Grab cat by the tail exsposing the asshole
Step 2. rub cats ass with sandpaper
Step 3. spray rubbing alcohol on cats ass

I think I woke up the kid and the woman laughing so fucking hard...

I hate fucking cats too, btw...
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Nasty little bastards. They stink, they love to dig their claws in you and they only care about themselves. Just like pussy....
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The Cat shit in the shavins and covered it up with her Paw.
the Old Man thought it was rasins, and took a great big chaw.
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