Taxes

[John Benz]

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants and his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work and all the dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be don e 'till he has no! dough.

When he screams and hollers,

Then tax him some more,
Tax him 'till he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Worker's Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?



Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,



and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.



We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1 " for English.

[Growinboy]

You are a patriot John Benz.

[need4]

Man that is a lot of tax for what.

[over55]

TELL ME ABOUT IT !! I LIVE IN CORUPTICUT. THE HIGHEST GAS TAX IN NATION. THE MAYOR HERE DOES NOSE CANDY, BUT IF I DON'T PAY MY CAR TAXES THEY PUT THE BOOT ON THE CAR AND TOW IT. WHAT'S WRONG HERE ??

[lawrence]

its a shame.

[Chestnut]

That and the beatles tax man song sums it up

one for you nineteen for me (tax man)
if you walk the street i'll tax your feet (tax man)

I love my country and wouldnt want to live anywhere else
but taxes are pitiful.

[1911a1]

JB -

Again, you hit the nail on the head. Hell, you should run for president.

[goldenboy]

That is some scary stuff.......but the bad thing is that all of it is so true.

[upondeez]

That is completely eye opening and true! Unbelievable on how much money I spend on every tax out there per year.

[conradh]

how true