Pick up lines

[berzerker]

Ask a girl: "On a scale between 9 and 10, how would you rate me?"

Always gets a laugh, and then you're in.

Post your best pick-up lines. (standing there looking buff only counts for so much!)

[ripsid]

Hello my name's Egor Strevinksi...then hit her in the head with a frying pan and walk off with her..... LOL

J/k... Never had any pickup lines, except for making the ladies laugh...

SiD

[Skeletor]

No pick up lines for me either...I would just try the small talk with them at the clubs...but most of the time they would ignore me

[over55]

1. CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK OR DO YOU JUST WANT THE MONEY ?

2. I MAY NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING ONE HERE, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE TALKING TO YOU !!

[bigriggs00]

I don't use 'em. Pick-up lines are best used at state parks, rest stops, and bath houses. :0 ...o===

[DOUBLE J]

Never was big on pick-up lines, but I used to be Ok smooth and sometimes did ok.(20's)

Now? I am 40+ and love to shock. Now I might just tell a women how fine she is and let her feel my dick and ask if she wants to fuck?

I do get turned down, but never slapped. And sometimes I get laid still. Just depends???(whatever)


Just being honest and saving time. That way if not, I can get back to drinking and fucking around with my buddies.

Best done with a smile though. I am not an ass about it

[Chestnut]

My sweet tooth is bothering me can i have a lick

[Jester]

I don't have any pickup lines.
But... the best one used on me was..... "Stick it in!"

[berzerker]

See, you guys who say "I don't use pick up lines" are saying that because you don't want to admit it.

I'm talking about "ice breakers" if you don't like the term "pick up line".

OK, post your best "ice breakers" LOL

[TAZ]

Originally Posted by Jester

I don't have any pickup lines.
But... the best one used on me was..... "Stick it in!"

What did you say back to him?

-TAZ

[vindiesel]

A smile or a wink is enough. No need to talk

[DrMax]

Best ones ever.....

1.
Act really really sad and say "I lost my teddy bear"
wait a few secs for her reply
Then say "Will you sleep with me?"

2.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, Is your name Geroge?
Only works if you hitting on the ladies.

3.
If I told you that you had a fine body, would you hold it against me?

[berzerker]

Ok, you see, I'm not getting SINCERE responses here. This is serious!

I'd strike out with any of those suggestions.

I guess what I should be asking is "how did you meet your gf/wife?"

Yeah, I'm single again, is it obvious...

[DrMax]

Hey man,
I have really used though lines before. As long as she has a sence of humor your good to go.

[Jester]

Originally Posted by TAZ

What did you say back to him?

-TAZ

oooooh burn...... I'll remember that bro....... karma karma karma!!!