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Old 08-28-2007, 01:58 AM
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How to put her in the mood for sex

I have the full article somewhere but I just thought it would be good to post that reminder:


· Recognize that she gets aroused in a different way


· Have fun together: One of the best things about sex is that it’s fun.


· Avoid crude sexual overtures

· Remember those romantic touches.

· Pay attention to your timing.

· Focus on full-body love, not just genitals.

· Set the stage for love.
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· Ask her what puts her in the mood.

· Show your commitment to the relationship.

· Plan some special time alone.

· Tell her you love her.

· Refine your sexual techniques.

· Compliment her.

· Remember what worked when you first met.

· Tell her what puts you in the mood.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:17 AM
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I always ask my fiance what she likes or what turns her on. Her standard answer is, " I don't know....just go with it".

I wish she'd give me a little input into what she likes. She certainly tells me things she doesn't like.
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After processing a Cost-Benefit analysis, I have come to the conclusion that I would rather pay for it.
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:39 AM
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Smoke a joint, watch porn on the internet, then go in the bedroom and just take it.


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LOL, yeah buddy!
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My wife has the sex drive of a corpse. Sheep are starting to look good to me.
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My wife has the sex drive of a corpse. Sheep are starting to look good to me.
Put her on Tribulus or DHEA or both
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:10 PM
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Nothin gets my old lady in the mood like crude sexual overtones!!! Timing? Im on a gram of test! She better hurry up and get hers while she can! lol!
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It's hard to get her in the mood, when she moved out..haha..although I have no problem getting in the mood.
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Put her on Tribulus or DHEA or both

Nothing will help her. She has to like me first at least.
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Nothing will help her. She has to like me first at least.
Aww, c'mon, it can't be that bad! She loves you (she married you, didn't she?). Remember your first nights together and try to revive the fire within. You can do, buff69 and if you can't, you can always fly to Europe and visit me
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haha all you gotta do is get your girl drunk, after that she don't give a fuck either. anyone ever notice when your doing a sober chick she is all shy and quiet. but when a girl is drunk she thinks she is hulk hogan or something, throwing you all over the place!
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You can do, buff69 and if you can't, you can always fly to Europe and visit me

I guess I'm going to Europe Sense I can't get any in the U.S.......lmao

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Talking In The Mood

My Fiancee Baby Ann Is 64, Looks 45, In The Bedroom Acts Like 25. I Find If You Have Respect For A Lady And Her Needs She Will Take Care Of You. We Talk And She Tells Me What She Likes And I Service Her. She Also Spots The Weights For Me At Home. She Handles The 50 Lbs. Dumbells Like They Were 30 Lbs.
Ever Since We Have Been Together (we Are Salt And Pepper Couple) In Bridgeport, Corupticut I Haven't Been Shot At At Recently, The Races Are All Mixed Up Here. I Have To Confess I Live A Mile From Fairfield And Go To The Gym There.
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the best way to get a girl in the mood for sex is buying them a handbag
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the best way to get a girl in the mood for sex is buying them a handbag
That won't work with me. I need something more romantic
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