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08-06-2006, 08:44 PM
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Story time again
Alright this involves a freind of mine, he was a painter at an apt complex. The complex had its own bar and my freind drank there once in awhile. My freind is there and this chick is there also that he thinks is hot and he's talking to her. She realizes that she has left her purse with her keys in her apt. and she's locked out. My buddy tells her if he can get her in he gets to spend the night.She says sure not knowing that he has master keys to the complex. He gets her in and tells her to pay up, so she does and they have a good time. The next morning my buddy is in bed naked and spooning with this chick when he has to cough, well when my buddy coughs after he's been drinking he has little control of his butthole. So he coughs and shits on this woman a little bit. He tries sliding out of be to get something to clean her up with as shes still asleep , and as he does she wakes up. She wasn't pleased with him at all, but ended up marrying him. Her got revenge later but thats another story. J.R.
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08-07-2006, 03:48 AM
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Man, I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I have yet to loose control of my ass. I have never even been so drunk that I couldn't make it to the bathroom to throw up. You gotta be some kind of hammered to shit yourself.
But funny story, especially since she married him anyway.
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