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12-14-2001, 01:05 PM
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Here's a story....
Once while getting it on 69 style with an old girlfriend on her living room floor (talking High School here) her mom walks in and turns on the light to see her stuffing her mouth with something nutritious.
Damn, her dad wouldn't look at me for months. Another time when I was on my own - I met an old high school classmate while at a small bar. She was a gymnast. I asked her if she wanted to go hang out at my apartment and watch some tv. So at my place - I said, lets just go into the bedroom. She said "Why? Do you have another TV in there?" I said "No, but that's where the bed is." Damn, she was hot. We went out (in) a few more times. I think I've excited myself. 
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12-15-2001, 03:34 AM
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her dad didn't look at you for months? you 're lucky he didn't hand your ass to you man! back when i was in high school my girlfriend's dad, who is 6'4" and 265lbs put me in a full-nelson for leaving hickeys on her neck.
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12-15-2001, 10:44 PM
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just imagine this one. there was a farm girl that i dated and she was in the middle of giving me a bj when her parents came home. she said she would finish later and well in about ten minutes later she decide to take me for a walk. well we walked behind her barn a she stopped me and proceded to drop my pants and finish the job. well as i was finishing my part i look over and you can see her rear deck on the house, and there stood mom watching us. her mom never said a word and never looked me in the eye's again
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#5
12-17-2001, 10:41 AM
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Should've asked if mom wanted a lick...she just couldn't look at you cause she wanted some!!!!LOL!!!!
Or maybe she was watching her daughters technique for some Mr.Farner fun!!!  
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#7
12-18-2001, 02:14 AM
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i told her, and she was scared to go back inside!! can't blame her. i was more worried about her worried about her three brothers finding out. the yougest was about 5 years older than i was.
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#8
12-31-2001, 01:04 PM
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OH MY! the farm story is the best. heheheehehehe
I don't have any stories because my father is 6'2" tall and he is a built MOFO and he has been my entire life. He wouldn't let me even get a phone call from a boy until I was 15! Needless to say, I waited a while to lose my virginity because I was afraid of my father. LOL I think that he would still kill me if he found out my husband and I had sex. I'm his little girl... a 26 year old baby... LOL J
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#9
12-31-2001, 03:31 PM
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Heres a story of my lovely wife, She ran her mouth one too many times...When asked to stop, she said...NOTHING, she wouldn't...so I cracked her in her head
...We took a little trip down SOUTH...She asked "where we going, and why am I bleeding from my mouth?"...I said nothing as I started to smile...she got scared and SH*T a big pile...We got out of the car, and dumped her in the water...she didn't know what to do until the alligator got her!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!I know this isn't nice, I promise for now on I'll think happy thoughts!!! 
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#10
12-31-2001, 03:31 PM
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One time at band camp......oh nevermind hehehe
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#11
12-31-2001, 05:26 PM
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LMFAO @ U Buff... Too funny. That was my initial thought... LOL
Pecs... you're talking about your lovely peach of a wife aren't you? J
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