sorry, just had to put up the booty call rules

[Juicygirl]

THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1.No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2.No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3.No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about.
4.None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5.No emotional discussions-Ex.: Where are we heading with this?
Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6.No plans made in advance-that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7.All gifts excepted-money is always good.
8.No baby talk-however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9.No asking for comparisons with former lovers-it's really none of your damn business.
10.No calling each other "friends with privileges"-we are not friends, just sex buddies or FF's (Fucking Friends).
11.Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK-don't be offended.
12.No extra clothing-I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13.No falling asleep right after sex-it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14.Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it-I don't care.
15.You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16.If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17.Doggie style preferred-just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18.Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
19.We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME-so don't keep calling.
20.The most important one-no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
21.Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
22.No phone use, please-don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS ***
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the
agreement.

If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and
you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules

sorry i found this and just thought it had to be posted. sounds more like a "hooker" call with no payment. or a rebound psycho girl. LOL

[FlatLine]

Angel Huh?

[Robyn]

good god! that was awesome!

[Juicygirl]

never said I had white wings.

[FlatLine]

I've been mislead, what shall I ever do?

[Robyn]

hey Flatline i'm not busting on you or anything, ok maybe i am but you seem to have more catch phrases than a WWF superstar! you crack me up dude. lmao.

[Juicygirl]

lmao robyn, and flatline, you'll do nothing and you know it! lol

[FlatLine]

Yes, me Lady knows/reads me like a book! I'm in trouble.

Robyn - I Do, Don't I? I may just be!

[Juicygirl]

you're no wwf superstar... where's your babe? lol

[FlatLine]

IN ARIZONA!!!!

[THE FIXER]

Those are flaky rules ! lmfao@U juicy !!!

[Robyn]

for Flatline: "if you smeeeeeellllllllll what the Rob is cookin'" little joke there. i think those are cool rules Juicy, i fully agree.

[FlatLine]

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game!

The Rules Will Change When I Come Around!

[ December 25, 2001: Message edited by: FlatLine ]

[QuatroIIII]

those damn rules are too long for me to read!
So I just say...I gree to anything just to doit with Juice girl and Power! Sure at the same time too. WHERE DO I SIGN?????? I DON'T CARE WHAT THE RULES/AGREEMENT OR CONTRACT STATES!!!!! Come on girls I say... LET'S JUST DO IT
Q

If that's what you want...I think I could follow those...DAMN I mean I guess this just means we're FUCK buddies now, huh?

Well you'll have to email me and let me know the details!!!