Some Jokes for the Weekend.

[Oldman]

I thought I would leave you guys with some humor before the weekend. Get the ball rolling. Post some good ones

This oldman goes into a drugstore and asks the young good looking girl behind the counter for a rubber. She asks what size. Oldman says I do not know. So she reaches in his pants feels around a little and gets on the loud speaker "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO THE BACK COUNTER PLEASE!! EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO THE BACK!!" The next guy about 25 years old walks in and wants a rubber. So she reaches in his pants -- feels around and gets on the loud speaker "LARGE RUBBERS TO THE BACK COUNTER PLEASE!! LARGE RUBBERS TO THE BACK COUNTER!!" The next guy (not a weight lifter) comes in and he is about 15 years old. He asks for condoms. She says what size. He does not know. So she reaches in and feels around. Gets on the loud speaker -- CLEAN UP TO THE BACK COUNTER PLEASE!! CLEAN UP TO THE BACK COUNTER PLEASE!! :o :o

[ July 13, 2001: Message edited by: Oldman ]

[MASON]

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog after a intense night of oral sex? "Hey, we really do taste like chicken!"

[celtics]

How do you separate the men from the boys at a Lifestyles Gym??? With a bucket of cold water and a big stick!!!!