LITTLE BILLY

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Little Bill was awkened one night by a big ruckus coming from his parents bedroom, so he walked across the hall and peeked in the door and his folks were having sex.Little Bill said" what are you guys doing?" and Big Bill said "we're playing poker and mom is my wildcard". So Billy went back to bed. A little while later he was awakened again by his friend Ron who was spending the night down the hall. So Little Bill looked in the room and caught his buddy and his girlfriend having sex. Little Bill said "what are you doing?". Ron said "we're playing poker and my girlfriend's my wildcard". So Billy went back to bed. About a half hour later everyone in the house was awakened by one hell of a racket coming from Little Billy's room. Everyone rushed down the hall to see what was going on. They all looked in and there sat Billy beating off like a madman. Big Bill said "what the hell are you doing son?" Little Bill said "playing poker". Big Bill said"but where's your wildcard?" Billy said "hell dad, with a hand like this, who needs a wilcard?"

Just a little humor to lighten up the day.And if you guys only knew Little Billy.LOL

SOUNDS LIKE MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!justjoking

SOUNDS LIKE MY MARRIAGE(the whackin part)

TOLD YA ITS COLD IN MY HOUSE< EVEN IN JULY!!!

PEACE

sorry to hear that hardpecs. my wife won't keep her hands to her self. she just keeps on touching my brother (hehe). what a bitch. at least i have more time for the gym.