new diet

[Growinboy]

>
> I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in
> line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
>
> I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, I told her, "No, I'm starting
> The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up
> in the hospital last time, but I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
> intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
> IV's in both arms."
>
> Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus
> diet story and she was totally buying it . I told her that it was an
> easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets
> or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
> feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I
> was going to try it again.
>
> (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
> now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)
>
> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
> was that why I ended up in the hospital.
>
> I said, "No...I was sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit
> me."
>
> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
>

[58driver]

Nice, that made me laugh! That was some funny shit bro.