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These are true stories...

Part 2 of the get rid of the hair saga.,..

Layre of skin gone, burning, itching all that good stuff....


This one tops it.

WAXING...

Barb always more than willing to help with my "good ideas" I wanted to remove the hair of the back and upper arms. She suggested waxing instead of the other shit cause it lasts longer and is smooter. So I smile and say, Good idea hun, Lets do it...

I figure she loves me and if it hurt that bad she would warn me first so her lack of any kind of warning led me to believe this aint gonna be that bad... What? How bad could it be?

First add the water to the applicator thing to melt the wax - Check

Let sit for 3 minutes - Check

Roll on and then apply cloth - Check

Pull in opposite direction of hair growth rapidly. - FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

THAT HURTS VERY BADLY!!!!!!!!!

It gets better. Now my 18yr old son and his girlfriend come in and see what is going on. My son wants to help, BIG FUCKIN SUPRISE THERE.... Revenge is what it was. And of course the girlfriend wants in on it too. So if you can picture this.

Me bent over the table (hurry back alpine)

My wife applying the wax, Son on the left side and his girl on the right ripping out my will to live...

I was sweating worse than on any given day in the gym, My 11 and 13yr old sons are in fuckin tears laughing, my wife is now on the floor laughing and my son can rip it off fast enough..

At that point I got up and ran. It was non stop. No little tear her and there but RIP,RIP,RIP,RIP....

70% is done. I will let her finish but not when anyone else is home fuck that.....

Well hope ya gotta laugh outta that....