[ironman2001]

YOU'LL NEED
1)4 VIAGRA
2) 1000MGS SUST 250 SITE INJECTED IN TESTICLES(500 MGS EACH TESTICLE)
3)A 1OLB BUCKET "O" LARD
4)2 MUZZLES
5)2 TUBES OF ASTRO GLIDE
6)2 LLAMA'S

TAKE THE 4 VIAGRA 2 HOURS BEFORE THIS SPECIAL EVENING BEGINS. SITE INJECT THE SUST 3 HRS BEFOREHAND ALSO. AFTER 3 HRS HAVE PASSED RUSTLE UP YOUR LLAMA'S AND MUZZLE EACH LLAMA. THEN APPLY 5 LBS OF LARD TO EACH LLAMA. SMEAR GENEROUSLY OVER ENTIRE LLAMA. LUBE UP WITH THE ASTRO GLIDE AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN. LLAMA 3 WAY'S ARE GREAT BUT THAT DEPENDS ON THE TEMPERMENT AND SUBMISSIVENESS OF YOUR LLAMA'S. SOMETIMES MY LLAMA'S AND I DO A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING. WE OFTEN DRESS UP AS STAR WARS CHARACTERS ME DARTH VADER AND THEM PRINCESS LLAMA, OOPS, I MEAN LEA, AND BOBAFET. IT MAKES IT INTRIGUING THAT WAY!!!! TRY IT FOR YOURSELF!! ENJOY!!
AND HAVE A LLAMA, LLAMA NICE DAY!!!!