THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!YOU'LL NEED ONE PINT OF VIRGIN,FAINTING GOAT SPERM.A BLOCK OF VELVEETA CHEESE, 1LB OF ANGEL HAIR PASTA, AND 2 CUPS OF SKIM MILK.MELT 3 CUPS OF VELVEETA AND MIX IN GOAT SPERM.BRING TO A BOIL AND THEN SIMMER FOR 5 MINUTES.BOIL AND DRAIN PASTA AND COVER WITH CHEESY SPREAD.THIS WILL SERVE 4.IT ONLY HAS 250 CALS,21 GRAMS OF CARBS, AND 39 GMS OF PROTEIN!!!!I LEARNED THIS RECIPE FROM A TOUR GUIDE WHILE IN KATMANDU SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSIVE YHETTI
